First Sunday in the Nursery

Another first, the first Sunday Cindy and Ryan have been in church without Emily Jane. Anna, Wes, and Mercer took vigilant care over the toddlers and infants this Sunday, including EJ. Emily Jane only poops once or twice a week. Guess what day she pooped this week? Shabbat Shalom Anna Davis. As you might imagine, these poops are large events. Imagine you are at your local Lucky China Buddha Restaurant, the one with free soft serve ice cream. And when you've picked through your last plate of candy covered fried meat and rice noodle, you go over to the ice cream machine for a chocolate dairy delight. But when you flip the lever back to the off position the chocolate soft serve doesn't stop serving. You start grasping for more tiny bowls and they spill into the floor. You can't get the cones out fast enough. A kid in cutt-offs runs to the rescue and places his jowels under the gushing nozel. This is EJ's bowl movements. Minus the kid in cut-offs.

In your imagination, was the kid's hair uncombed? He was thinking about being a Kung Pow hero, but instead ended up looking like a chocolate crack addict. This will lead to his nickname "Fudgey" which will be the main reason why he gains so much weight in high school and ends up playing the sousaphone his junior and senior year of marching band. But don't worry, he'll meet a nice girl and on thier third date they'll go to Lucky China Buddha Restaraunt where he cleverly retells the story of how he got his nickname. His date will laugh so hard at the telling of his soft serve rescue that a rice noodle will leave its intended southerly course down her esophagus and, instead, take a turn north, ingoring the sign posted on her uvula and head straight through her middle meatus and exit her left nostril. This will gain her the nickname "Noodle-Nose."

Fudgey and Noodle-Nose will go to the same college, a small state school located just north of Pine Mountain and about two hours from home.

At their wedding rehersal, Fudgey's best man will tell the story of the night when Fudgey knew he found the women with whom he'd spend the rest of his life. It will be the story of when they went to Lucky China Buddha Resturant. The wedding party will laugh and laugh, but one lady, the bride's aunt, will only chuckle a little because everytime she see's a soft serve icecream, she'll think back to one sunday when she had to change this baby's diaper.

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